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Top Ten Conservative Idiots 41


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Thomas de Maizière



If nothing is more populist cross shots help against minorities. That said, because of the disastrous poll numbers probably Thomas de Maizière, his sign Federal Minister of the Interior, and the debate Sarrazin took advantage in order to gain political points at the right edge:

Interior Minister Thomas de Maizière currently gathering information on the countries in cases of refusal to integrate and their consequences. According to "mirror" the CDU politician wants to be middle of this week with a survey to determine how big the problem really is. (...) Now we go to the question of how countries have reacted if immigrants did not appear to integration courses, the participants refused or have dropped out of courses. According to the law in such cases, penalties of reduction of government services to the "early departure" possible.

'refusal to integrate. " Even so, a word of the year. For a country where immigration is common for centuries, but nevertheless speak in the conservative idiots in politics and mainstream media still believe that not this is so, the word "refusal to integrate" rather an example of considerable chutzpah. After the economic miracle of one million army immigrants can work out which one has a "guest worker" denigrated, then closed for decades, the eyes, until you noticed that every second or third newborn has a migration background, you wake up now, sees the wreckage of denial and turns the tables on me simply: "Integration objectors. First, the immigrants work and shut up, and now they are integrated from here to there, eating steak and celebrate Carnival.
"Integration objectors. No, now even in an emergency. Mr de Maizière, here is your reality check :

The integration courses in Germany are now completely full. (...) Around 9000 "voluntary participant" are, according to SPIEGEL information in the queue. This is the answer to an inquiry by the Federal Ministry of Interior of the Left party emerged. 5300 applicants were informed in their admission letter, begin until three months ago with their course to.

So much for the myth of the "integration objectors. And why do people have to wait at all?

"This control measure was to issue consolidation," writes the ministry. (...) In all, 140,000 people currently participate in integration courses around 16,000. "The financial resources for the courses are not enough apparently to meet the needs," criticized Bock Steffen Hahn, budget expert for the left.

In other words, the government saves the expense of the integrationist Immigrants and then tells stories for the "Picture" proletarian audience read something about "integration objectors. Whereas the reality looks quite different:

migrants in Germany, a study by the Bertelsmann Foundation, according to better integrated than expected. (...) 41 percent of men with immigrant background see cleaning, cooking and child-rearing as a shared responsibility of pairs. The respondents consider the non-immigrant, only 35 percent of men Sun

The German bourgeoisie. For the woman's place is so behind the stove rather than for immigrants. That speaks volumes.
enough for conservative idiots of the brand Alexander Dobrindt but also not enough. The Marzipan Pig prefers to live on in the CSU Taka-Tuka-Land :

The Christian Socialist Germany suggest, despite the reality of immigration is not an immigration country. According to the CSU General Secretary Alexander Dobrindt said on Wednesday evening in the ARD talkshow "Hart aber fair": "The United States is an immigration country, Germany is not an immigration country. We have a growing culture for centuries. "

say the same Sarrazin disciples, who wear French clothes, get into their Japanese car to go eat Italian and listening to American music.
How well that this Hirnschiß Polish immigrants of the 19th century no one has told that populate their descendants named Koslowski, Kaminski, Szybulski, Tilkowski, Borowski, Buschkowsky, Littbarski, etc. Today, hundreds of thousands not only to the Ruhr area.





Angela Merkel



Okay, for integration agree immigrants there is no money, is among the unemployed struggle for every cent. Saving is the theme of the day. Away with unnecessary spending. Merkel take you:

Chancellor Merkel has advertised in a three million-euro advertising campaign for the work of government - and thus upset the opposition.

A PR campaign for three Milliönchen. No wonder that must be saved elsewhere. What is it so important to talk to 3,000,000 EUR?

thanked Merkel In the display, first among the citizens that Germany could meet the "global economic crisis best." Thereafter, the Chancellor four promises from: The Christian-Liberal government will secure the finances to create an educational Republic and the security of energy supply, will also make black and yellow is the financing of health care so that "the excellent medical care in Germany remains affordable in the long term."

In other words, glorious times I run towards you.
Or even another way: We are the champions.

government spokesman Steffen Seibert defended the campaign. "The Federal Government has the task - it has even the duty - the public about their work and their actions inform, "he said.

said but you are paid, rather Steffen. That's your job. The responsibility of the government, kick out tax money to operate completely meaningless self-promotion, I know nothing.




black and yellow



is at all so the question of what do our decision makers actually using their time to come. Several months ago, Angela Merkel announced full-bodied the "Autumn of Decisions" , which for me is always kind to the "German Autumn" sounds. The older people will remember. In any case, it was a response to the justified criticism of the actions without fear of rigidity of the government before the parliamentary elections in North Rhine-Westphalia, then they wanted to deliver through unpopular decisions of the opposition no steep templates, especially not after the clients use the law, the euphemistically named "Growth Acceleration Act" and the (not only) was a public relations disaster.
This autumn is now in any case become the winter without one - apart from the completely botched lifetime extension of nuclear power plants - something to take note of in terms of decisions could have.
But now is January 2011, new year, new ideas, new energy - and action :

have leaders of the federal government discuss the government work in the coming months. The meeting in the chancellor's office on Thursday evening, the party leader of the CDU, CSU and FDP, Angela Merkel, Horst Seehofer, and Guido Westerwelle, and other top representatives from the coalition parties and the cabinet part. (...) Budget, Hartz IV, Taxes: The black and yellow top staff has discussed at a meeting of the coalition committee projects for the coming months.

rum! Now is governed. No more fun. Is it ...

The shortest yet Committee meeting of the coalition of black and yellow were there any substantive decisions. (...) Military issues, the participants in the first place.

... not.
would have to be honest I am also wondering seriously if this pile of crap for once something productive would come out. Finally (at least) seven state elections are on the horizon, to the three candidates Bobble North Rhine-Westphalia, Schleswig-Holstein and Saarland, on top of it's even local elections in Hesse, as if one is not set, yes.
honest, but you must admit that some of the decisions taken but the Koalitionsausschüßchen were:

Also in early February will be the reduction in solar subsidies will be treated in the Cabinet. (...) Until the 11th session of the Bundesrat February, the coalition aims to reach agreement in the Conciliation Committee on the Hartz IV reform. In the negotiations with the opposition wanted to put your foot down at the standard rate.

cuts in Government aid and stalling of the poorest. There is one at black and yellow even in the face of disastrous poll numbers agree.




Jens Koeppen



When conservative idiots been able to make any decisions sustantieller nature, then they try to absurdity, preferably in the field of etiquette. The latest example of this is a farce from the Bundestag - whose members you and I subsidize generous with taxpayers' money. From the parallel universe that is following Story :

This Bundestag debate has a truly fascinating character: on Thursday is a dispute about a jacket required for MPs cooked. Because she wanted to wear a tie, were Andrej Hunko (left) and Sven-Christian Kindler (Green) from the list of parliamentary secretaries deleted.

Reason:

Secretary-chairman of the CDU Jens Koeppen is that necessarily in that function shall convert a self-binder was. Only the dignity of the house will be adequately safeguarded.

"self-tie."
Well, like important would certainly be stated in the Rules of Procedure of the Bundestag.

"This is completely absurd," criticized the Left leaders Hunko the penalty. Such a dress code was not in the Rules of Procedure of the Bundestag. White Shirt and jacket ranged said Green Party Kindler, adding: "It is very doubtful whether so many flowers tie by coalition members the dignity of the house stands."

And women with a tie erst. this is more dignified or too sexy? You decide:






Thomas Strobl



is elected in March with our friends in Baden-Wuerttemberg. Let's see if it also hinkriegt down there to throw off the yoke of black and yellow. Needed it, would, and urgently, as the scandalous have shown predecessor in Stuttgart 21. And it's not over yet, and while Mappus and Co. to have the arbitrator theater with Heiner Geissler eat chalk, but Wolf is Wolf, as Thomas Strobl, his sign-General of the CDU in Baden-Württemberg, impressively demonstrated :

with a Nazi comparison Baden-Württemberg CDU Secretary-General has triggered outrage Strobl: He linked the S21 protest of actor Walter Sittler with the Nazi past of his father.

What?

In a newsletter published a photo Strobl Sittler and the image line, "His father was a Nazi officer and worked for the Reich propaganda minister Joseph Goebbels. Walter Sittler, propagandist of the S21-movement"

Apart from the fact that in my world view and that of most other democratic-minded people the guilt by association - even spiritual - has no place, this little subtly insinuate is just sickening. Especially the south-CDU, which has a brownish at least the past and always been the deepest bottom of the former Nazis was to former prime ministers and chancellors should be restrained with such insolence.




Peter Ramsauer



again back to the "Autumn of the decisions." We want to be governed. Who can help? The former "Mister Bundestag" perhaps, Peter Ramsauer is well known, a man of clear words. And the traffic problems in Germany by road, rail and air routes are so special number So be the decider , you: will

Ramsauer reduce the number of Anglicisms in the German language. The use of more and more English words in the policy excludes the population in large part, Ramsauer said the Times.

but I knew. In my estimation, it is rather the same old verbal - German - soap, drain the politicians constantly, which are responsible for ensuring that the people turn away from politics.

His ongoing for a year initiative to reverse translation of Anglicisms in the German language he described as a "success" that he recommended his cabinet colleagues to follow suit. Ramsauer initiative to be for one year English words such as "laptop", "Ticket" or "flip chart" no longer used in the transport ministry. Instead, speaks of "folding machines," "tickets" and "table pad.

"laptop computer". Since it is to "Zerknallantreiber" wide instead of "combustion engine" anymore. Perhaps if Mr Ramsauer would rather take care of times around the punctuality of the train and the traffic jams on the highways, instead of wasting his time with deutschtümelnder pseudo-language maintenance. The severe winter would offer this so occasion enough.

Federal Transport Minister Peter Ramsauer (CSU) called for in view of the disabled through the winter more calmly. It had also a "certain entitlement mentality" along the lines taken hold: "Let the winter never so cold, so it does have a legal right to have all modes of transport to work reliably and on time," said the Ramsauer "Straubinger Tagblatt. With all due respect for the anger of failures and shortcomings, "a little humility for nature and a little indulgence at a higher power would not hurt."

Well, in such a company car, you can take care of composure was indeed the oh-so threatened German language and its "laptop computer":

Campaign gave him "thousands of letters and calls," also brought from the population, Ramsauer said, with "100 percent agreement." The realization of it was for him as a politician: ". The people looked on the mouth And now I know what the needs, concerns and problems of the people and, above all, what I have to do to remedy the situation."

No shit.




Joachim Meisner



incredible that this bang bag is still archbishop of Cologne. After all, this guarantees that the supply of medieval idiocy not dried up. Latest downfield pass: the debate about preimplantation genetic diagnosis (PGD). It is a question that can be studied by means of artificial insemination conceived embryos for possible genetic defects. That might help, congenital diseases, which the parties would suffer otherwise live long to eradicate. Morally, this is debatable, but in other countries already regulated and practiced. Meisner
For no reason, the landing at the launch reality, but again only on the worst loszupoltern :

He compared the tests on embryos to the biblical story of infanticide in Bethlehem. (...) Have made King Herod in Matthew a selection according to specific criteria, Meisner said Tuesday in his sermon for the Feast of Holy Innocents in the Cologne Cathedral. This is exactly what today would do the PID proponents. "The criteria were Herod: location, age, sex, state of research" (...), Meisner said, according to the sermon text published previously. "Proponents of PGD have their criteria, and it can make even the state of research worldwide."

me a break now, Master. Probably a couple of Kölsch drank too much. This interpretation is at least risky, actually, but rather - totally ridiculous. Apart from the fact that the Biblical infanticide is historically highly doubtful that very clear passage is in Matthew's Gospel as follows:

Since Herod saw now that he was mocked of the wise, he became very angry and sent forth, and slew all the children in Bethlehem and in all the coasts thereof, from two years old and under, according to the time which he had diligently inquired of the wise.

is from gender-based killings since then nothing ever, and read into Meisner as the "state of the art" in these mythological text, let because it will provide with pid research to a level that is a complete mystery to me.

Lord, deliver us from evil. And the sooner.
I can not stand the mental Dünnschiß that general shaman.





Volker Kauder



The head of the Conservatives in the parliament is known for his Christian work. Or for his idea of Christianity, which is reflected sometimes in rather bizarre comments. Preferably, this must pay for marginal groups. Latest example :

Volker Kauder has used an interview with Christian values and preimplantation genetic diagnosis for a general settlement with modern attitudes. In the "Berliner Zeitung" he put the lives in a homosexual relationship with children in question. "I do not think kids want to grow up in a homosexual partnership," he claimed.

And for Christian politicians believe is sometimes more important than knowledge. Of course. Since it makes
probably nix that such statement is outrageous nonsense. From a longitudinal study in the U.S. is clear even the exact Contrary :

A nearly 25-year study Concluded that children raised in lesbian households were psychologically well-adjusted and had fewer behavioral problems than their peers.

I would not be surprised if for gay couples the same result here heraukäme. In the U.S. the other day a court decision on the constitutionality of the ban on gay marriage. The verdict leaves much to be desired in terms of clarity and for the Kauders this world a fool:

Proposition 8 singles out gays and lesbians and legitimates their unequal treatment. Proposition 8 perpetuates the stereotype that gays and lesbians are incapable of forming long-term loving relationships and that gays and lesbians are not good parents. (...) The gender of a child's parent is not a factor in a child's adjustment. The sexual orientation of an individual does not determine whether that individual can be a good parent. Children raised by gay or lesbian parents are as likely as children raised by heterosexual parents to be healthy, successful and well-adjusted."

Das schreiben Sie sich ma hinter die christlichen Ohren, Herr Kauder. Und wenn alles nichts mehr hilft, sagt ein Bild oft mehr als tausend Worte: There







the Junge Union Duisburg



However, in Duisburg, the JU. Although the CDU does not matter in the deep red pot, that would really not a need for young Christians, but at least then you have time to worry about more pleasant things . Such as binge drinking and binge drinking:

The minibus was the eight-member group of the Junge Union (JU) from the Lower Rhine Province to their "educational travel" in the capital broken. She was cited by Vice-JU-Chairman of Duisburg, Bartosch L. The 25-year-old student claims to be "devout Catholic", also a member of the NRW state executive committee of the Christian Democrats for Life "- and is on his Internet profile in StudiVZ as interests" excessive parties, hotel rooms take apart "on.

Well, that understand what Catholics convinced of excessive parties is nothing new. Just ask Silvio Berlusconi. As ever the quilted bear with minor Kokshuren. What does it matter if you can go to confession on Sunday?
What have the "Christian for the (beautiful) life" for so allowed Where the "educational trip"? Telling the young ladies are accompanying:

Just getting there on Friday to the horror (...) have been. For the six boys had already started in the downhill in Duisburg to drink - including the driver. The had also "gone after 3 more beers." Arrived in Berlin, was the "Sauftour" moved on. Of the officially specified program points hardly anyone had taken place. (...) From the visit of the Memorial to the Murdered Jews of Europe was nothing. The young men will find it "really boring" and have stocked up rather extensively with brandy and other alcoholic beverages. But at least they made it yet late Saturday afternoon, the main attraction of their Berlin trip: "At least for JU-Germany meeting with Mr. Guttenberg we went really well and the subsequent celebration at Lowenbrau," report the 18 - and 20-year-old women.

Well, the Guttenberg I could even bear live under significant influence of alcohol. But I interrupted

Otherwise, should the Christian Democratic young hopefuls have spent their time mainly boozing, raucous and rowdy. While the two friends holed up in her room, to the board in Berlin-Wilmersdorf, in which the group was staying, the post be taken off. L. Bartosch was early morning on the street yelled out "Jesus Christ", a door in the boarding house was entered, the police arrived.

This will please Mr. Meisner. At least the devout Catholic is not under the wheels. Drink for Jesus.
No, now plays for keeps. These anarchists are a danger to themselves and others. The CDU in Duisburg should not beg precisely after the disaster at the Love Parade and Mr. Sauerland to their bad press. So

Duisburg CDU leader Thomas Mahlberg the matter is clearly embarrassing. He'll take the matter "very seriously", but could not say what had really happened.

Maybe he should even ask the Berlin police, who was on site. But Mr. Mahlberg probably prefer familiar faces on the innocence of his charges, who

according Mahlberg all allegations "vehemently denied". The guys do while drunk in the evenings, a "few beers", but still, the JU are represented in Berlin "with honor".

This fits the following message :

The CDU-health expert Jens Spahn will involve parents of young binge drinkers at the hospital costs. "The rapidly increasing number of young binge drinkers is frightening," said Spahn "Bild"-Zeitung. Every emergency room would cost much money, so should the parents of the children have to bear a large part of the treatment costs, argued Spahn.

Well, then cheers.





Guido Westerwelle



And here it is, your moment of Zen:




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