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Top Ten Conservative Idiots 39

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No.39
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No.1

Christoph Ahlhaus



After the referendum, in Hamburg - very naively staged - has prevented education reform, came back Mayor Ole von Beust. Private man, the second one. Apart from the fact that Mrs Merkel, the men run away faster than Liz Taylor, is needed in the Hanseatic city now a new mayor. positioned as a successor has interior minister Christoph Ahlhaus, unlike his predecessor, a bit more liberal law-and-order-bone. In addition, he is a ruthless con men when it comes to his personal advantage. Finally, it has cost taxpayers to let his two refurbishes luxury residences .
One and only treat anything.
should now be the man that is First Citizen of the Free and Hanseatic city. Since the interested Background of the Lord. What do we know so the mentality the next mayor?

you want for their country, women refuse membership and contest the scale: the "Turnerschaft Ghibellinia Heidelberg. A gentleman with a history of contact with this fraternity will soon govern Hamburg: the not-interior minister of Hamburg Christoph Ahlhaus (CDU).



Aha. Mensurfechten. Spanking connection. Satisfaction.
What could be better fit for the cosmopolitan Hamburg as a stuffy ex-fraternity of the Baden province. Who knows, perhaps, the million dollar "security" be thought of Ahlhaus' residences completely different. This fraternity can quite nice to see be blatantly :

fraternities have their own vocabulary - from wedges to Komment in bollocking masturbating. The students' duel with the sword must Jochen exist so that it can be added to the community. "If it bleeds, then I'm to blame," he says, pressing his lips together and folded his arms over his stomach. Jochen will not die, but he wants to muck by no means, therefore, avoid a stroke or even leave the scale.



In other is women and foreigners (more precisely, not of German descent) membership in this kind circles denied in principle, but with slogans such as "honor, freedom, fatherland" and the increasing drift into -right corner nor does wonders.

And on such a Hirni can now look forward to Hamburg. And all because a few millionaires in the sweatshops of the noble city of their spoiled brats do not wish to learn with the workers' children under one roof. Maybe the October Revolution
was not such a bad idea.

This is the case.


No.2

Eva Herman



From Wichsvorlage sleepy, "Daily News" consumers to the front woman of intellectual small ships: Eva Herman Show which metamorphoses an otherwise harmless Ex-News reader is capable.
The tragic incident at the Love Parade in Duisburg was followed by numerous expressions of opinion, the prosecutor, the buck makes the journey to Jerusalem, the OB glued to his chair. If nothing extraordinary. That could not continue, said the chairman of the Nazi-fan mom Eva Herman and contributed their "thoughts" to the point at :

on the website of the Kopp-Verlag Herman writes, the death could be a punishment from God for unrestrained celebration ". You may have also quite other powers to intervene to the shameful goings finally put an end to that matter, one can only breathe a sigh of relief!"



Possibly. Yes. Maybe the love of God but only its heap once again be made directly to Eva Herman's head.
I think is more likely. Under that ... um, "logic" should be taken regularly every Swinger Club by lightning. Besides, the only thing here described as "shameless" women may Hermans choice of words: In the face of nearly two dozen dead speak of "relief" is on the border of criminality and mental raping the memory of deceased persons. Since it is under almost
that this Complete wacky then swings back to even a big strike against dissolute youth, techno music and the 68s. The lid on it then sets her to prescribing an antidote:

Alternatively, Herman has actually at a later point the Musikantenstadl and is then so in such a petty bourgeois cliché, that one wonders whether this text from a her Double minded evil was smuggled onto the page.
(snip)
"This is the downside of the Loveparade, the According to the new Federal President Wulff a "peaceful festival cheerful, young people should be '," wrote Herman. And: "One wonders which event the man really means? The Musikantenstadl perhaps?



The mutants barn as "hard cheerful, young man" .
the commentary, I leave you.



No.3

Alexander Dobrindt



General of the wheat beer party CSU afforded in the face of the disaster at the Love Parade is also a kid who can look deep. While Hanna did force the memorial service a moving and highly acclaimed eulogy for the victims, had Rambo Dobrindt nothing better to do, hand out as low blows :

At a state meeting of the Bavarian Youth Union (JU) he called force the "rotten egg" of German politics - because power was only elected thanks to the abstention of the Left for prime minister. The timing of the attack, however, was chosen very bad: Quasi held on Saturday at the same time force the eulogy for the 21 dead of the Love-Parade-disaster in Duisburg.



But of course that the young Christians climbing the walls with excitement when marzipan pigs Dobrindt same time as the memorial service draws verbally from the lowest drawer. One wonders how low can decrease the political culture still.
Well, as long as there are idiots of the brand should Dobrindt, the end of the road not be reached.



No.4

Kai Hähner



One would think that homosexuals had arrived in the society, have ever since, leading representatives of the state, also outed. Westerwelle Wowereit, von Beust and his associates are just the most prominent Name. So all in butter? No. A incorrigible idiot does not cease to resist:

of Saxony CDU Regional Association is advised because of homophobic statements by a party functionary in Erklärungsnot. The occasion is an e-mail, the chairman of the local chapter Chemnitz-Mitte/West, Kai Hähner, had written in the previous week, the organizers of the Christopher Street Day in Leipzig. Hähner complains that gays and lesbians "their lifestyle into the public domain.



Too bad, too, that their homosexual "lifestyle" show may be related. If you stop it already can not because of the oh-so-left Zeitgeist prohibits, then you have to drag a decent provincial hetero least orderly of leather:

said in the letter of the CDU functionary, it continues: " Do you live as you want, in private, and let others with your abnormality at rest. " Young people would be induced in their sexual phase of finding it. If even kindergarten children are confronted with homosexuality, he would bring those responsible for them in court.



Well, he may be, but on quite a tongue-lashing the judge prepared to make (apart from the fact that a constitutionally-based judge would allow such an action never). Incidentally, I wonder how the Lord wanted Hähner mentioned above and see the confessional treated homosexuals in the entertainment industry.
still remains to mention that have thankfully distances all political parties in Saxony of the spiritual Dünnschiß Hähner of the Lord, even his own CDU.
All? Uh ...

Hähner got applause, which also includes the Eastern and Central German Association of the CDU, only by the Chemnitz NPD Councilwoman Katrina Köhler. Gays and lesbians are "outliers of nature" and "margins of human evolution."



That's Usain Bolt, too. Running a hundred yards in nine and a half seconds.
Talk about Nazis and the logic.


No.5

Ursula Frerichs



silly season. Time for the special idiocies. Backbenchers unite.
such as women Frerichs, president of the trade association of their character and as such, standard bearer of the big shots in the class struggle from above. Here you go:


What reminds
me the picture again?
Ah yes, now it occurs to me again. Here we go:

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woman Frerichs has apparently recently been in the heat of a transpiring craftsmen in the house, otherwise, their current preoccupation hardly be explained:

FOCUS Online : You are for a Deopflicht at work - but how do you enforce it? (...)
Frerichs : What you see now whether an every day with the same clothing that hangs out only at night for ventilation. The müffelt, too. Could also to make flying visits. External staff that controls during working hours.
FOCUS Online : A Deopolizei?
Frerichs : Yes, one could call it.



A Deopolizei. Since
gets the term "sniffer" but finally the importance it deserves.
No, seriously. That crap can not be called real, or?

FOCUS Online : A warning due to bad odor?
Frerichs : Yeah, that must not offer to leave. If I have an employee and he does not get it, that he smells bad, then I would give him a warning. Basically, today, everyone should be happy that he has a job and do something in return.



Or is it. It is therefore not only important to work hard for all starvation wages, overtime to push wholesale and to put up with everything anyway, no, now is also odor control announced. However, no working man stink like the mental Dünnschiß Women Frerichs.
's
I repeat again: October Revolution.



No.6

Peter Trapp



silly season, the second.
recently discussed the Republic on the following question: Should immigrants be subjected to an intelligence test? The trigger for this debate was a certain Peter Trapp, who did talk with the following epochal omissions of himself:

The spokesman of the CDU in Berlin, Peter Trapp, told the Bild newspaper: " We need to set immigration criteria that would help our state really is. yardstick must be in addition to a good vocational training, competence and intelligence. I am in favor of intelligence tests for immigrants. " This question should not be taboo anymore.



We see from the fact that a assume "good education and professional qualification" necessarily a measure of intelligence. This logic is beyond the intellectual horizon of the typical "picture" reader out anyway. The question is what intelligence tests are supposed to. Here we can help the leader of the CSU-Europe Group, Markus Ferber, whose horizon extends to Canada.

"Canada is as much further and demands of immigrant children a higher IQ than in local children humane reasons, such as family reunification can not continue to the only Criterion for immigration to be "



Too bad only that this story nonsense is:..

The Canadian Embassy in Berlin rejected this view there was absolutely no intelligence tests for immigrants, a spokeswoman, Jennifer Broadbridge said at the request of the news agency DAPD. "All are welcome." The citizenship test could be given but many points of English or French language skills. children of immigrant families would have to immediately attend the school, said Broadbridge. Parents should attend classes and thus receive free language lessons.



how it looks. Of these, one could in this country even a leaf, instead of throwing in "image" a slogan such as "immigration" with "Canada" in a pot and to construct from the resulting associations an outrageous tale that once again he has only one purpose the massaging prejudices in Germany abundant spiritual Mind affluent:

The Member of Parliament (Frank Steffel) has made a commitment to tolerate such positions in the CDU. It had also once said, a set to be the trigger in the pub cheering so Steffel. For the party deputy and such a position belongs to a more right Popular Party, which their wings - right and left - should be beaten, then Steffel.



This "position" is neither left nor right, sirs Trapp, Ferber and Steffel, but like you three easy-just stupid.



No.7

Hartz IV experts



The decision of the Constitutional Court earlier this year in terms of Hartz IV was really no question unanswered: all fucked up, unconstitutional, arbitrary, children must anyway to find. Now is the policy that is not too stingy to throw perverse billions for banks and financial gamblers around. And they reacts as , as one might expect from Black and Yellow:

to after the recommendation of an expert group of the Ministry of Labour to determine the municipalities continue independently in-laws, which rents them Hartz IV recipients . pay Could claim the apartment for a single person to a mere 25 square meters should be restricted. This is a reply from the federal government to a query of the Greens in the Bundestag, which the FTD is present. Currently is a limit of 45 square meters.



So this is the first consequence of the ruling of the Federal Constitutional Court: Hartz IV recipients ban in shoeboxes. Reason:

Behind the savings proposals to try to relieve the damp communities. (...) Whether it can be saved by this solution, "can not currently be foreseen," it says.



Municipalities. After the federal government has taken from them by the stupid "Growth Acceleration Act" billions to make hotel billionaires tax breaks, must Hartz IV recipients spoon up the soup now.
Wait a minute. Not only Hartz IV recipients. must be much honesty:

The "Working Group Standards" has gathered in its interim report, numerous other savings ideas: the disabled could no longer about free are allowed to use bus and train, and access to sheltered workshops could be limited for those who are entitled to a disability pension. What is being implemented by the more than 200 other ideas, is open - in addition to the Labour Department have also other government ministries to assess proposals.



now after the unemployed the disabled. And over 200 other "ideas".
Again the solution: October Revolution, including execution of the political caste exploiters.



No.8

"image"



The central organ of the German brainwashing had some time ago a interesting message ready:

MEPs want contact with aliens record - his crazy proposal: He wants a UFO observation center for the study of unknown flying objects.



This was apparently even more brilliant programming of the otherwise open-minded "image" too much:

Hello! The EU is to get in touch with aliens? Would it not first clarify whether aliens exist?



The strange thing in the matter is that "picture" when it is not about to be wedged against the EU, answers this question well:

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It is just always a matter of perspective. But even in the alien noise undermines the Investigative astronomers at Springer many a faux pas. For example, we recently learned that the little green men in Mars instead of living on the surface, which is hardly present in the atmosphere of the planet, which also consists almost entirely of carbon dioxide, also recommended. However:

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much "makes Mars mobile" on the subject. And while we're on the familiar alien sayings, reported "image" and once that even the schnarchige ET moves with the times. Says it's "phone home":

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No.9

Steffen Seibert



Some time ago, Angela Merkel's government spokesman Ulrich Wilhelm from his buddies in the CSU chosen to Artistic Director chairing the Bavarian Radio. Applications for his successor has been adopted. Lo and behold, as the new Locutus the chancellor is chosen,

Steffen Seibert announced previously inconspicuous and reserved sovereignty of the 19-clock news in the "Today Magazine". Now the world commentators, after 22 years at ZDF, the successor government spokesman Ulrich Wilhelm and the new man at Merkel's side.



While Seibert has Ableserei the teleprompter against real world commentators such as Armin Maiwald from the "Mouse TV" no chance, but it depends not really a big change for the man, because if you ZDF Anchorman, or government spokesman for Mrs. Merkel, makes not much difference in content.
it is worth noting, however, that just Seibert, whose side will exchange comments by its chief editor of extremely acidic, this number crosses, where it has held Ms Merkel at Roland Koch's scandalous harassment against the oh-so-liberal Nikolaus Brender striking the door. Why play if Seibert a role? Well ...

time Seibert was his signature on a letter of protest against the resignation of his boss. Now he wants to, as in a brief opinion let it be known to "help with all their might," "explain to people," Merkel's policies.



And now the government journal. Steffen Seibert.
Too bad only that fabricate this scrap, which Merkel and her cronies there is not employable. A garbage pile remains a mess, even if it is declared to be art.


No.10

Eva Herman



And here it is, your moment of Zen:




Until next Time!
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